*drunk in love playing in the background*
if this continues i might just quit
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
"I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’"
imagine if jaden smith live blogged gymnastics
- Great Vault But The Landing Was Not Stuck
- You Can See The Artistry . But Not the Truth
- She Loves To Win But Does She Love to Compete
- There. Is. More. Than. Two. Flips. And. Two. Twists. If. You. Believe.
- The Beam Series Was Good But Was It GOOD
- Toes Pointed But Pointing At Who
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Don’t Hate, Coach…don’t hate.